Jan 26, 2015 | Blog - Mary Marcus
I have quite a few single friends both male and female. Without exception every female talks about the concept of “the one” after every promising date. As in “maybe he’s the one.” Or, “I’m not going to see him anymore. He’s not the one.” Though none of the males speak in this way. I believe the concept of “the one” is related to the Knight in Shining Armor, the big Daddy who is going to save the day with his love. Maybe because I made it a habit from early on to listen to the conversations of my brother and his friends, I am not so idealistic. And have never dreamed about the perfect guy, the one who would send me roses, read serious books, remember all significant events in our relationship, though I have to say, I have always yearned to have a relationship with a man who wears a beautiful cashmere topcoat.
Obviously this phantom doesn’t live in Los Angeles, because it’s not cold enough here to justify owning a topcoat. Like getting to walk to a museum, it just isn’t going to happen to me here.
I do have one long-term fantasy. And that’s of the perfect housekeeper. She’s a very clean Buddhist woman who has taken a vow of silence. Once upon a time she was quite rich and saw the inherent inequity of her life and joined this Ashram where her dharma is to clean and be silent. (This is a crucial part of the fantasy because she can leave her life as a maid at any time and go back to her trust fund and her former wasteful existence).
She comes on Saturday. When she turns her key in the lock, Henry jumps off the couch and wags his tail and doesn’t bark and have a shit fit. He’s so glad to see her he goes downstairs to greet her warmly and quietly in person. He rubs up against her leg and licks her clean feet in their shiny Birkenstocks. She has long thin unpolished toes and the nails are always perfectly clipped. Before she has come to the house, she has stopped by the Farmer’s Market on Arizona in Santa Monica, early, when the chefs get there, and she’s picked out the best stuff they’ve got. She knows which stands have the good apples, the sweetest berries, the most outstanding carrots, and the spiciest radishes. And so on. And with her three -tiered cart, she carefully places these perishables in so they don’t get damaged.
She drives some sort of impeccable little van, or someone from the ashram where she lives, waits for her and they slide my fruit and vegetables in.
When she arrives at the house, we greet each other, my perfect housekeeper and I with a formal nod of the head and a long slow Namaste. She keeps her clean shining head bowed for a long time. We smile at each other then. I am her favorite client and she looks forward to cleaning my house.
Now that she’s in residence for the morning, Henry is so pleased he is sort of moaning in terrier pleasure (only if you have a terrier can you recognize this slight opening of the jaw, the pleasurable thing that emits from the back of the throat.)
I nod my head and head out the door to yoga, to the class I never get to go to because in reality I’m always at the Farmer’s Market early on Saturday morning when the chefs get there so I can get the good stuff.
The class is great. Afterwards, I stroll out with my bag, and I stop for a cappuccino with one of my yoga friends, and then I go to the beauty supply place and do things like buy lipstick and hair conditioner at my leisure.
When I get home, the house is clean and sparkling and smells of non-toxic cleaners and white vinegar. My husband has returned from the gym (another fantasy, my husband refuses to exercise). He says, “She never moves my stuff. I love the way she makes the bed with those tight hospital corners.” And so on. I smile at him serenely.
The lettuces are washed, the carrots and berries are too and everything is put away in tidy little bundles. My paragon of a housekeeper has even had time to walk Henry, who is all tuckered out on the couch from having been run by a tireless Buddhist with a serious dharma.
She’s not quite done, this perfectionist, and Henry is passed out in the room I work in. My husband and I decide to go out to lunch, and we have sushi down the street before the crowds hit. We have hand-rolled salmon skin, yellowtail, spicy tuna and many other wonderful dishes and I order the salad with sprouts and the special dressing they make.
She’s gone by the time we get home, my marvelous housekeeper, leaving a lingering smell of lemons. She’s left me a note, in her perfect script:
Dream on! I don’t exist! I am a figment of your ridiculous imagination, and can’t you think of better things to do with your time than creating a wish-fulfilling slave to answer all your needs. Grow up!
And of course, she would be right.
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Jan 21, 2015 | Blog - Mary Marcus
I have an artist friend who says when she feels blue she eats a lot of orange food because orange cancels out blue. And I think she’s right, because I’ve been inexplicably sad for days, nothing can cheer me up. Until I walked into the Japanese market on the corner and saw that the sumos are in.
Sumos, like the name implies, are big and fat. In fact they are cross between a navel orange and a mandarin. They are very expensive, close to three dollars a pop, so I am always saying a little prayer and not buying more than two at a time. The rule is if you buy a whole flat of them, they are going to be bitter and hard and juiceless. If you buy only two they will be perfect and you will gobble them up one after the other.
What is it that makes a sumo so unlike any other piece of citrus? Weight, is one. A good sumo weighs close to half a pound. It’s dense and heavy, and as sweet as the sweetest orange you’ve ever tasted, but with the added interest and zest of a tangerine. I wouldn’t think of adulterating a sumo in a fruit salad, though if I were a chef at a fancy place I might just make a fresh sumo tart with kiwi and raspberry. Though the custard and the tart are totally unnecessary and sort of a sin when a sumo is involved. Like a great piece of art, a good one stands alone.
I only have one friend who feels as I do about sumos which is that they cancel out the sense of loss and sadness that happens after the last of the fuyu persimmons have left the stands not to return until just before Thanksgiving. Post fuyu tristesse…. Sumos have a much shorter lifespan, just about a month. And probably for that reason they are to me the sweetest and most fleeting of all fruit. Fuyus are so abundant in California from Thanksgiving until about the middle of January, people are tossing them in green salads and throwing them in pasta. They even get cheap. You’d never treat a sumo that lightly. And they are never two for five bucks or anything like that. If a fuyu persimmon is a sweet juicy princess, then a sumo tangerine is a monarch who sits on his throne with a jeweled crown and scepter. The sumo rules.
I just ate my first one and I’d say it was an 8.5 out of a possible 10 which is pretty damn good for the first batch of the season. I wish I had eaten it more slowly and savored it more. I’m going to try to save the other one for later.
I hide them from my husband because he will casually peel one, gobble it down, then say,”it’s okay, I don’t think they are that good.” A friend of his who is a very good cook, thought they were “okay” too, and so did his wife, and last year, I parted with two, from a very good batch, one for each of them and I’ll never forget their “okay” and will never try and please those two again. That’s the thing with sumos that I don’t feel about any other piece of fruit, greedy, possessive, sort of a theme and variation of “if you don’t get a sumo, then you don’t get me.”
That ‘s the thing. I always want to feed people and please people, and in the end it’s a big waste of time. And emotion.
I’m sure I’ll go back to the old eager beaver who wants everybody’s approval, but maybe not until sumo season is over.
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Jan 19, 2015 | Blog - Mary Marcus
Maybe because I grew up in a small town in Louisiana at the end of the Jim Crow era, I especially love King day. I love that schools are out, I love that the mail isn’t delivered. I love that the great man is honored as he so richly deserved.
I haven’t yet heard the “I have a dream” speech. Someone usually plays it on the radio and I catch it in the middle when I start up the car and invariably if it’s a short ride, just stay there listening to his voice and his words. I cry every time I hear it and I’m covered in goose flesh. I think the “I have a dream” speech is right up there with Beethoven’s Ninth, Mount Rushmore and the great Bronze of Balzac. It’s a perfect piece of art, sui generis, majestic and awe inspiring.
Reverend King may your name live on through the ages and your great speech thrill future generations as it still thrills me every time I hear it.
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Jan 15, 2015 | Blog - Mary Marcus
There it was, on the little message area of Facebook, my first request for on line sex.
“Online only,” the perp has keyed. The perp has a made up name, and, I’m fairly certain, a fraudulent picture. The name is generic as all hell, and the image he posts of himself is beefcake on a motorcycle. Here’s part of what he wrote:
“Online only, safe fun and I am going to make you cum.”
Ha, ha, very clever. The English teacher in me wants to scold him: “incorrect usage of cum which refers to excretions not a physiological response.” But of course, I’m not going to write him back. In the note before that, one I didn’t answer either, he told me I was pretty, he told me I was hot. And I wonder how many of these he puts out there a day. A president of a big advertising agency I used to work for, always made a play for the new girls on their very first day at work. (Yes, if that doesn’t date me, I don’t know what does!) One was called in to the big guy’s office at the end of the day, one was offered a drink, and was told in rather plain unromantic language, what would happen if one said yes, which was getting to work on the best accounts, a front office, higher Christmas bonuses, the list went on…and I had thought the guy was sort of sexy when I got hired. Before, the astonishing, though not surprising power play. I was living with my husband in those days, who was my boyfriend, and I told him about it when I got home from work.
“What did you say?” he wanted to know.
“I said I was going home to make dinner for my boyfriend.”
The women who are out there today have no idea what they don’t have to go through. It’s shocking really. Still, to this day, I’m sure the wider you cast your net, the more fish you’ll catch. Which is what I’m guessing Mr. “safe fun” is doing. Hitting on every new “friend” who (dare I say) comes his way.
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Jan 12, 2015 | Blog - Mary Marcus
A snow-white Pit Bull with a metal chain leash that gleams in the hot southern California sun is just across the street. I watch as the dog sits down on the curb the way well behaved dogs are supposed to. His master is all in white too. He’s a pumped up youngish guy with really nice arms. Something is gleaming around his neck.
Henry and I are standing outside the house. We’d been out just a half an hour before this, but moments ago, I found him at the front door, as if to say, “I can’t hold it in another second!” Sometimes he doesn’t, so I am, to say the least, rather well trained to meet his demands. Now that we’re out again, he doesn’t want to walk or relieve himself. He just wants to sit and watch the people go by. He wants to bark at the skateboarders. He wants to ingratiate himself with the random someone or other who pleases him. And there’s absolutely no way of predicting who that will be, though usually the someone will be pretty and young. Henry is a real chick magnet. And if he’s at the beach he goes right for the cleavage.
I see the guy in white is moving the arm that’s holding the leash and the pit promptly getting to his feet. By now Henry is barking his little head off. Jumping up and down and biting the leash. And I’m embarrassed, especially in front of this well-trained Pit Bull.
They are heading toward us now, the guy in white and the snow-white pit. Henry is pulling and yowling. And jumping so high he’s practically at my chin.
“I’m sorry,” I say abjectly to the guy in white. “It’s a good thing he’s little –I’d never be able to control him if he weren’t.”
“Not to worry,” says the guy. “My dog is perfectly trained. No matter what your dog does, he’ll never attack him.”
The guy in white with his gleaming metal leash and his pure white dog smiles pityingly at me.
“Sit!” he tells the pit. The pit sits. “Lay down!” he tells the pit and the pit complies. “Roll over!” and the pit rolls over. His legs are in the air and Henry thinks this is the funniest thing he’s ever seen, he isn’t yowling anymore; he’s grinning from ear to ear. You can’t imagine how big his grin is.
“Would you look at the schmuck?” he seems to be saying.
The pit, I notice, now is sporting the most elaborate metal collar I’ve ever seen. In fact the closest thing I can think of to compare it to is behind glass in one of the Medieval rooms at the Met, where they house armor, chastity belts, and other form of torture used on men, women, and animals. It has prongs and it’s made of metal; probably every time the pit moves it does something shocking to his beautiful thick neck.
The thing that’s gleaming around the master’s neck is a big silver crucifix. I think of something my father-in-law said once: that he thought crosses were alarming like wearing a little replica of an electric chair around the neck. I’ve just now googled the Star of David; it’s much more mellow, and certainly a Buddha is even more so, though truthfully, I’ve met quite a few hostile Buddhists. Never mind hostile Jews.
I wasn’t saying anything like that to the guy, however.
He’s telling me, “You have to run them until they are dead tired. I mean dead tired.”
“I do that,” I say. “We run every day.”
“Then you have to put them through twenty-minute intervals of rigorous training. At least five times a day. And you must withhold all affection unless they totally obey you. And only feed them once a day.”
“Yeah, well.”
“He’ll never obey you.”
“No, I guess he won’t.”
Henry calms down a little after they move on, the well-behaved dog and his master. And we go inside again.
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Jan 8, 2015 | Blog - Mary Marcus
It is December 30 and I am in a terrible mood. Lots of noise outside at home. Hard to work. Traffic so bad, I can’t just escape and go to yoga. Henry looking at me reproachfully if I don’t take him with me every time I leave the house. Gridlock reigns on the street I take to the Whole Foods where I’ll be ripped off as I am several times a week and maybe more today because I’m buying all the ingredients for the stuff I’m bringing to various parties. The Whole Foods parking lot is so crammed full of upscale automobiles they’ve hired two people to direct traffic. Things wouldn’t be so bad if I could just walk to the damn Whole Foods market where I spend all our money.
Shoulders hunched over the wheel, a couple of hundred dollars poorer, I’m driving home when I see him: he’s got to be homeless because only a homeless person would eat a plate a food off the top of the newspaper box. I also wonder how long newspaper boxes will be on the sidewalks. When will they go the way of the phone box?
This is on the corner of Olympic and Barrington where he’s finishing his lunch. There’s a bone of some kind and he’s lifting the last piece of bread to his lips. He’s smiling. He’s so happy. He’s grateful for the plate of food. And I get it suddenly, I get it long and hard and it’s now January 2 and I still get it.
Mary Marcus, quit complaining about stuff that doesn’t matter. Count your blessings. Volunteer at a soup kitchen. Resign your long standing role as one of the kvetch sisters.
Remember his smile and be grateful!
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Jan 5, 2015 | Blog - Mary Marcus
We are going to a Christmas party in a few minutes. The host is one of those truly inspiring individuals who doesn’t just say he’s thankful, he does something about it which is to collect toys for children during Christmas. I always bring stuffed animals, because I loved them when I was small and so did my son. Every year they get a little cheaper. The Chinese are geniuses at making plushy toys. I did a lot of research on stuffed animals when I was writing a book a couple of years ago. It isn’t a nice feeling knowing the toys that feel so nice in the hand have been created on assembly lines populated by Chinese children who are working to put food on the table and often live in labor camps.
And, even if I could locate some hand-made expensive toys sewn here in America and sooth my own superego, everybody knows the kids don’t want the p.c. well made stuff, they want the popular world wide schlock advertised on TV.
Which brings me to the subject of the only nice memory I have of my father, who died so many years ago, I wouldn’t know who he was if we passed each other in parallel time machines. He inhabits my subconscious and appears in dreams mostly disguised as other people, ones who are going to rob me, kill me or make me suffer long and hard for the sin of being who I am, which was a baby, a toddler and finally a child he just happened to hate.
But one day, he didn’t hate me. I didn’t know what I had done to earn his sudden approbation, but we were at the Louisiana State Fair, the whole family, and in my memory, it is just the two of us, who have found ourselves at one of those booths where you shoot a fake gun and shoot some fake ducks and for your prize you get various sizes of fake dogs.
I wanted the big one who was a character in a cartoon on TV. I wanted it the way a starving person wants food, my life depended on it. And for some magical reason, my father was for once cooperating with my desires. I can see him with the gun over his shoulder, the cigarette dangling from his lips.—he smoked four packs of unfiltered Chesterfields a day.
Shoot Daddy! He had told us so many times he had been a crack shot in the army, and now he was willing to prove it. And to me, which meant of course, that maybe he finally loved me the way he loved other people, my cousins, my brother, even my sister once in a while, his own brothers with a passionate love.
He put a few quarters down. He got four shots. He felled two ducks. He put some more quarters down. He felled no ducks. This went on for a long time. He was sweating, he was cursing. People didn’t say fuck in those days, that I remember, shit was a big one, so was goddammit. I was frightened because I had never asked anything of him before, and now I was asking for the thing in life I wanted the most: his love. Proof of his love, via the stuffed dog.
I believe I even knew that the dog had nothing to do with me. That what was going on with my father and the gun and the fake ducks was his party, his story, and his thing entirely. But I was there. I was heaving as he was heaving. I recoiled when the gun recoiled. I would have smoked if he had let me, in fact, I started smoking not long after that when I was eleven, two years after he died. And the guy behind the counter kept egging daddy on. He shot one, he shot two. And then the miracle happened: he shot three down and he cried out in pleasure, and I jumped up and down. “Pick!” , he said, and I pointed to the dog with the floppy ears that was brown, and was a stuffed basset hound, one I immediately called “Manfred” and hugged and held onto and the old man didn’t take it away which I more than half-way expected. Neither did my brother or my sister. He was all mine. It was the happiest most immense event in my short and small life so far.
I slept with Manfred, every night after that, I brought him when I spent the night with my friends, I kept him next to me the night my father didn’t come from the hospital. Manfred was beside me the night before I went off to college and my mother wouldn’t let me take him with me because she said ‘everyone will think you are a baby.’ Perhaps she was right. Perhaps she was wrong. When I was pregnant with my son and miserably large, it was Manfred I longed for.
I bit his eye out the night my father died. And after that he had one eye for the rest of his time on the planet. I don’t know what my mother did with Manfred. She was certainly cold blooded enough to toss him in the trash.
My son had at least thirty stuffed animals. One by one, I’ve handed them to other children, who have come to visit. Only Fee remains. Fee his very favorite bear, who I wouldn’t part with for all the bears in China. He sits on the top shelf of my closet and sometimes I take him out and sit him on my lap. I only do this if my puppy Henry isn’t in the room because I would never give Fee to Henry. If I’m lucky enough to ever get a grandchild, I might not even give Fee away to him or her, that’s how much I love Fee.
If I were anywhere near Louisiana, I would drive to that grave-yard, up the hill to the Jewish section. I’d march over to my mother’s grave, I’d say, “Manfred? What did you do with Manfred?”
photograph © sarahglidden / flickr
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Dec 29, 2014 | Blog - Mary Marcus
The trouble with it being cold in LA is that it’s not really cold. You don’t technically need the heat on. Still, the houses are cold unless they are hot and overheated. I don’t have the heat on, but I’m wearing a down vest and my favorite hat, one I bought a couple of years ago in an expensive shop near Lincoln Center over the Christmas holidays. My dear friend who teaches at Columbia had lent her apartment to my husband and me while she was in China. The hat is cashmere in a grey/blue pretty knit. I bought it in case I got into the winter writing workshop at Sundance with my script for The New Me.
The year before on Thanksgiving weekend, after we dropped our son off at the airport, we went to a screening of a much-anticipated movie, and the place was packed with industry people. On the way out, my husband bumped into a director he knew, and I ended up walking with the director’s wife, who showed an unusual interest in me. No one in my twenty years in this town as the wife of a hard-working picture editor has ever showed me any interest. I say that without a touch of rancor; it’s just the way it is here. No one pays attention to you unless you are famous or rich or very young (under thirty and exceedingly beautiful). And in the case of the later, that doesn’t last long.
She actually asked me what I did. I told her (which was partly true) that I wrote short stories. It was what I was deciding not to do anymore – write short stories – which is what I had decided to do since I wasn’t going to write novels. She said she absolutely adored short stories and wrote her email address out and asked me to send her a few. The New Me was a long short story; technically, I suppose, a novella. I sent her also a few others that had been published in literary journals.
A few weeks later she asked me for lunch. I’d found out by then she had directed some interesting movies and had a career as a screenwriter/producer.
“You’re the real deal,” she said, when we sat down to lunch. “And is Jules your husband?”
“Jules is everybody’s husband, isn’t he?” I answered referring to the charming and narcissistic male in The New Me. I was flattered, but when I feel that way I am also distrustful.
It turned out she was affiliated with the Sundance people. She had gotten her own start writing and directing a film emanating from their famous writer’s lab. She wanted my permission to submit my long short story/novella The New Me. I said “sure.” And then nothing happened.
Every once in a while, she emailed me and asked me if I’d heard anything. I hadn’t. I believe there was another lunch that lasted a couple of hours. Finally, I got a call from someone’s assistant with an extremely snotty voice, telling me I had an appointment with Ms______________.
And once again, it felt unreal. I wrote fiction, I wasn’t a screenwriter. But if this appointment with the head person really meant something, I decided I would write what they asked me to. I wondered how much they would pay.
Nothing, as it turns out. They liked the idea, it was fresh, she said, and she was interested in comic views. She then informed me if they decided to accept me in their program it would do wonders for my career.
The meeting lasted all of ten minutes, but I left with this: You are very lucky to have been asked to write a free script. We guarantee nothing, and please don’t hesitate to call, if you have any questions.
“Where did she take you to lunch?” my sponsor wanted to know.
“We didn’t go to lunch,” I replied. “Apparently I’m going to write a script.”
“That’s wonderful!” You’re so lucky! I knew it!”
“She didn’t promise me that I’d get in the program.”
“Of course not.”
“She said to stay in touch. Does that mean to show her drafts?”
“No!” replied my new friend emphatically, “Don’t do that.”
All my friends were extremely excited.
“This is the break you’ve been waiting for!”
“Sundance! WOW!”
“Aren’t you thrilled?”
The truth was, I didn’t know jack shit about writing a script and still less about adapting a story for a movie. But since I’m trying to tell the truth here, I didn’t have anything else to do since I had decided I was going to give up writing and hadn’t yet gotten a job or gone back to school to study to be something else. I didn’t even have Henry yet.
So, I watched Sunset Boulevard, Amadeus, The Lady Eve, Network – all the movies I thought were great. I’ll never be able to do this, I thought, because by that point, I had figured out that writing movies is all about the omniscient narrator, the “voice of God” I always called it. I’m terrible with the voice of God. First person, which is horrible to write in and allows you no freedom whatsoever, is the point of view that comes easiest to me. Limited point of view in which you go very deeply into the head of one person is also fairly easy for me. But writing a script, where I said to myself the voice of God is the camera, well that’s the hardest of all things and I’ll never be able to pull it off.
“Just write down what happens,” said my practical husband. “If you can write a book, you can write a script.”
And so I bought the software and wrote a first draft, a second draft, a third draft. By about draft seven, I asked friends to look at it. After all, practically everybody we knew was an editor or a producer or a writer or a something or other.
“It doesn’t have the warmth of the story,” said one tactful person.
“It’s brilliant,” said my darling friend Lisa who is invariably supportive.
My husband said, “I don’t know…” which is what he always says when he doesn’t want to tell you what’s on his mind.
“There’s nothing much here,” said one of his editor friends and I could tell he was enjoying himself. “It’s just a lot of filler.”
My sponsor spent an entire morning with me. I brought lunch, and we sat in her beautiful house, and she gave me notes. The maid walked in and out, the clean dogs were off in the distance playing in what looked like a meadow designed just for them. I’d love to have a meadow like that for Henry. She said, “No emotion here” and “What are you doing there?” I took notes, my head was spinning, and I stumbled out of there several hours later.
Then I sat down and wrote a draft that didn’t seem half bad and I hand-delivered it to the Sundance offices a few miles from here in Beverly Hills.
A few weeks later, I awakened to the following email:
Dear Mary we are writing with the disappointing news that your script for The New Me isn’t going to be included in the spring writer’s workshop. Please resubmit in three months.
“Nobody gets in on the first round,” my sponsor emailed me back. “I didn’t and nobody else I know did. You’ll get in the next time.”
“You have to!” everyone I knew said. “Not everybody gets asked to submit again.”
So I sat down again. I got into the characters. I wrote another draft, then another. I changed the character of the new me from one based on my friend Sarah who a lot of people thought we were having a ménage a trois with. The three of us hung out a lot and we always took hikes together, followed by cappuccinos and rolls at a trendy coffee joint where lots of people we knew saw us. I replaced her with someone based on another friend of mine, who we also hung out with. She, I decided, was a more formidable new me. I even named my character after her.
Then I got into Harriet’s sons more. Before, they had been sketches, so I fleshed them out. It was fun listening to them talk. It made missing my own son less heart-wrenching. But it was nerve-racking. I didn’t have much time to hand this new draft in. And there was still something missing. I was having lunch with a screenwriter friend of mine who is very smart, and I told him how nervous I was.
“I’m screaming in the shower,” I told him and it was true. I was screaming in the shower quite a lot. I wouldn’t do anything like that now because it would frighten Henry. But back then, I was screaming in an empty house.
My friend widened his eyes and smiled. “Use the screaming in the shower in your screenplay. It’s great!”
And that’s what turned everything around. That scream of frustration and fear is the emotional center of the screenplay and in the subsequent novel I wrote based on the screenplay.
“I think you have a good chance of getting in,” said another screenplay writer friend of mine, after he read my final draft. What will you do if you get in?”
“I don’t know, “I said.
“I mailed you the final draft of my screenplay,” I emailed my mentor. I think it’s much better than it was. I’m even sort of proud of it.”
But she was too busy to read the screenplay. She wished me luck.
So once again I hand delivered the script to the Sundance offices a few miles away in Beverly Hills. I filled out some forms to enter graduate school to be a shrink, and on the day of the campus open house, I twisted my neck so badly I couldn’t drive there.
My husband’s show had their winter break. We went to New York for several days and on to East Hampton because our house was empty. A couple of weeks later I awakened to the following email.
Dear Mary,
I write with the disappointing news that you will not be invited to take part in the Spring Writer’s Lab. It may interest you to know that you got to the very last round. We all were struck by your wit, your warmth and your humanity….
FUCK! I screamed and woke my husband up. This was six-thirty in the morning Eastern Standard Time.
I got back in bed and picked up Middlemarch, which I had started rereading for the ninth or tenth time. Mr. Casaubon had just died, and Dorthea was now a widow, walking around dazed in the cold grounds of the Parsonage.
I moped around for a few days. When we got back to LA, I moped around some more.
Not too long after that, I got Henry. My husband was working seven days a week, and we were having a lot of Santa Anas. So I took Henry back to East Hampton with me because the house was still empty. And he kept me company for the time it took me to turn the script into a novel. I never could have done it without him, or of course without the script I had written for Sundance. By then it was spring and a very cold spring it was indeed. I kept the house really cold because I hate working in hot houses. I wore my cashmere hat at my desk while I was working. I followed the screenplay scene by scene. I used a little from the opening of my long short story, but the screenplay had it all.
As soon as I finished the manuscript, I sent it to Lou Aronica at The Story Plant and he accepted it. And it was published last May. All’s well that ends well.
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Dec 23, 2014 | Blog - Mary Marcus
The big news in LA is that it has finally rained. And rained again. And more rain is predicted soon. Everyone except for the dogs and the outdoor cats are finally exhaling in relief. People are thanking God it is finally raining. Though gratitude doesn’t seem to have affected the streets. Motorists all over town are furious. The rage is palpable, the traffic is outrageous and people are honking, slamming on the brakes blocking the intersections. Nobody here puts a head out the window and yells, “fuck you!” like they do in New York or New Jersey. LA, the spiritual capital of road rage is home of the concealed weapon under the seat.
Nevertheless, the rain is fabulous. It’s a religious event. Though the drought is by no means over, things are feeling a lot more optimistic around here. Yay! One can flush the toilet with impunity. Yay! Take a guilt free bath for heaven’s sake! Lately, I’ve been using the water that’s left in back of the fake espresso machine I love so much and watering the cactus outside. Or just dumping it around, everything’s been so parched. We were in this sort of dry hell. And yes, I think hell is a dry fiery place (unless hell is a watery water-boarding somewhere).
Yes, climate torture seems to be over for a while here. Or at least temporarily abated. I’ve been conferring with the honey man at the green market since the drought started, and he told me recently if it didn’t rain this winter it would be over for his bees. I can’t wait for Saturday so we can thank God together. Maybe best of all, we haven’t had a Santa Ana in two whole weeks. The wind is cool. The sky is clean. When you drive East you can see the mountains, now beginning to be snow peaked, instead of a grey mass of smog that just sits there obscuring earth and sky.
Twice this week, I haven’t worn sunscreen. Or sunglasses. And a hat. It’s cool enough for layers. The down comforter is on the bed and the thin summer blankets finally folded and away. The men at the nursery around the corner are wearing bright yellow suits and they smile and wave when we walk past them in the rain, Henry and I.
Since our neighborhood is Little Osaka, a lot of the dogs are wearing fashionable raincoats. In fact, my neighbor Nomi admonished me when she saw that I let Henry go out without a coat and offered to lend me one of her Shih Tzu’s many coats. I can only imagine what Henry would do if I tried to dress him up in a raincoat.
It’s Hanukkah. It’s almost Christmas and yes, this rain is the best present anyone who lives in the desert could want. Thank You God, Thank You Goddess, Thank You Jesus, Thank You Judah Maccabee, Mother Nature, Father Sky and all the powers that be.
Gotterdammerung…..not quite yet.
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Dec 18, 2014 | Blog - Mary Marcus
I went to a an old fashioned bookstore the other day in Santa Barbara. I’d gone there to visit my cousin and taken Henry because unlike here they let dogs on the beach in Santa Barbara. Chaucer’s Books, what a place it is! They have new books and used books side by side. And what a selection. Everything from the complete works of Betty Smith to practically everything William Burrows wrote. They had John O’Hara, Upton Sinclair, Oscar Wilde, obscure English mystery writers, how-to’s written in 1913. I bought a little book on tips for wives first published in the early twentieth century and one for husbands too. I’m writing a book about a woman who writes an advice column and maybe they’ll inspire me.
I also bought a set of haiku dice with complicated directions that I know I’ll never use. But I couldn’t resist it. There were lots of people in the store buying lots of books. And the sales people knew about books too. I felt like I was in the freaking twilight zone.
I have a long standing fantasy which is to be in a room with all the books I’ve ever read, on clean dusted shelves in alphabetical order and in the original edition I read them in. And it seemed in Chaucer’s Bookstore, this might be possible. I saw a shelf with every major literary journal and many I had never heard of. Not that I read literary journals, but I’m glad they were there casually, as if it were the most normal thing in the world, instead of the rarer and rarer sight.
Perhaps I’d stepped into a time warp. Yes, so other worldy was this experience that I thought for a moment, maybe I’d died and gone to heaven. Henry started barking his head off, so I figured I was still alive. God Bless You Chaucer Books. May you live on forever and prosper.
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